Izumi's Tessaiga

Lmao and I will try to refrain from any position where you must

*saluts while trying desperately not to laugh at the word 'position'*

Can you say 'immature'? XD

Lmao sorry O_O

Immature....?

Lmao... you didn't actually have to say it

o...m...g... you changed your avi...

It's da smex! X3

*uber-super-mega-explosive glomps Gaara*

Why thank you

*is uber-super-mega-explosive glompsened*

Glad you like it XD

It looks 10 00000000000000000000000000000000 times better then the last one. Although, this one makes him look like he's doing the hand thingy from the spice girls. O.o

Lmao thats good O_O

Though, what hand thingy from the spice girls? O_o

Either Ginger Spice, the one who's cracked up on feminine-power and shit like that, or Scary Spice does the exact hand thingy that Gaara's doing. I've seen a picture of them all doing it, either way, maybe Gaara was the real Chinky Spice. O.o

*images of Gaara dancing and singing "I'll tell you what you want what you really really want! I'll tell you what you want what you really want! I'll tell you what you really really really really want! If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta hang with my friends! Something Something forever, friendships never eeeennnddd!"*

O.o

Oh god.. oh god.. that is, by far, the last thing I would imagine Gaara doing. It disturbs my mind and hurts my brain to think about it, honestly, I have been scarred for life.

Thank you.

XD

*puts his hand on his hip, his other hand out in front of him*

Stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with a human touch. Hey you, always on the run, Gotta slow it down baby gotta have some fun! Do do do do, do do do, always be togethah, ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba, stay the way forvevah

Maaannn XD

That's sad LOL

O.O O.o O.O O.o O.O O.o O.O <doom face mania

*dies a little inside*

Gaara as Chinky Spice makes little girls' heads explode and makes little boys horny. O.o

Lmao nice XD

*dido on that*

I'm sure he does.. ..

That's actually quite disturbing XD

Disturbing but learning!

Gaara's a teacher!

Teacher: What kind of things does he teach?

Student: How to dance like a retard while showing Matsuri how to hold some gay weapon!

Teacher: Correcto! You get a noodle! *throws a noodle at student*

Student: O.o

Teacher: X3

LMAO!!

Okay, atleast he did it in a badass way, alright?

Naruto probably couldn't do that lmao XP

He'd probably get tagled up in the weapons stighty things and end up hurting himself

Epicly failing XD

If I was trying to do that, I'd spin it once and then it would slam against my forehead and I'd fall over dead!

gaara was dancing (of the funk) so it was the shizz, but it was the gay shizz because it was so retarded. ...but not as retarded as Matsuri. X3

Lmao alright, I'll have to agree on that.. Matsuri is lame

You know what I noticed today? All the females they give Gaara are insanely obsessed with him(though only when he's Kazekage because they are cold hearted and only want some authority ), they are lame, and.. they just plain suck XD

But seriously, they do O_O

And Sasuke has all the females sayin' ooh hes hawt >_>

Damn him >_<

Oh well, I'll kill him if he comes even two feet near you

Hey, it's Sasuke, do you really think I'd allow him ANYWHERE near me?

And Sasuke has all the females AND Shikamaru saying he's hawt. lol, this is only funny if you've seen the picture

Well, you know what pisses me off? Here's a recape of the latest Naruto chapter:

Pein has Naruto pinned to the ground with a bunch of knives, blabbing on about peace and shit like that. Then, RANDOMLY Hinata comes in and is like 'BLLLAAAAHHH!' And she tries to attack Pein. she gets Pain away from Naruto but her attack doesn't work. (Her attack was really cool and her entry was really cool as well, but since I no like Hinata, it fucked up) Then she was all like "Blah blah blah, Naruto made me not want to kill myself, blah blah blah, I love you." And then Pein beat her up and she fainted and Naruto got pissed and turned into the six tailed fox.

Which basically looked like the anorexic-jack-o-lantern-confetti fox, but with bones all covering it. Then Naruto fired his lazar and made Pein feel pain (and some how rip his shirt off in the process) and then the chapter ended with Pein about to do some super funki jutsu.

THERE!

Wow

I'm confused

Actually, I'm really confused XD

Though, all I know, is that I, Gaara, am not going to let Hintata get Naruto XD

(Sorry Hinata, he's mine )

O_o

Well, the entry was pretty awesome. She came in all dramatically and was like "I LOVES YOOOH!" If only it was Gaara instead of Hinata.

And what's Gaara gonna do to stop her? He's all the way in Suna.

Lmao Gaara would have come in all dramatic and badass, and he probably would have said something along the lines of "Naruto, you are the only one for me. Let us achieve happiness togethah."

Because he's worth it (I just imagined Gaara on the cover of Cover Girl O_O.. and lap dancing in one of their comercials @_@.. Yeaaaah, I've been watching this Drag Race show.. and they all went and made a Cover Girl commercial O_o)

You know what, he'd get Temari to fill in for him, then he'd blind Hinata with his almighty sexiness of doom, and then he'd steal Naruto away while he had the chance

No violence intended

O_o

I just imagined Hinata getting a heart attack because Gaara ran up to her wearing a speedo with really bad chest hair.. And you want THAT to be on the cover of Cover Girl? People around the globe will be ripping at their skulls from a brain malfunction.

...And Orochimaru will be jacking off...

Oh... my.. Jeevas..

Well, when you put it like that.. ..

And honestly, I don't really want to know what Orochimaru does when he looks at pictures of Gaara with mad chest hair O_o

He takes the pictures and glues them into his 'Shrine of Gaara' located conveneintly inside his closet, where he also keeps Sasori tied up, since he's the only one who looks somewhat like Gaara. Then, once Orochimaru's done in that closet, he goes up to the second floor where his 'Shrine of Sasuke' is located. And of course, Itachi's there.

That was a brief summery of what Orochimare does in his free time.

Hope you had fun.

Holy yard of fluff O_O

Poor Sasori!! @_@

Poor Itachi!! @_@

Poor Gaara!! @__@

....*laughs at Sasuke*

*shrugs*

Eh, all Sasuke was ever good for was killing Orochimaru and getting butt raped by Seigetsu.