Tobi is baaaa~aaaack!

Tobi walked into Pein's office carrying two bags with WALMART printed on the sides. He waved with both hands to Pein. "Pain-sama! Tobi's back from his very first, very important mission!"

" one where is the demon person? two whers is Zetzu?three WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TWO WALL MART BAGS?!"

Tobi blinked but his mask obviously covered it up. Then there was a long silence. "...Zetsu-san went to go get the Jinchuuriki... TOBI WAS A GOOD BOY AND BOUGHT THE GROCERIES!" He lifted up the two bags to show Pein his hard work.

" We don't have a fridge to put the 'GROCERIES' in." Pein said 'Groceries in a sacastic exited maner.

omg look at this picture of tobi https://media.photobucket.com/image/naruto%20tobi/sora563/naruto/Tobi_Wiggum_part_2_by_dagreenbeast6.jpg?o=3

ooc: X3 XD that's aweshum.

Tobi shrugged off Pien's phycho attitude and held up a mini fridge he just poofed. "No need to worry(lol, Dawn). Tobi was a SUPER good boy and bought a fridge too!"

"oh really where did you get the money for this fridge?"

occ: lol thats when i worry the most.(Dawn's mother/Ash/Brock) lol

Tobi stuck his thumb behind him, pointing. "Tobi looked in a box labelled 'The Akatsuki Savings' and found TONS of money. Tobi used it to buy all of this!" He held up his perchaced items again. "See, Tobi is a good boy."

Pein's face went red he was really mad. " WE NEED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR SOMEONE TO SOW UP OUR UNIFORMS!" Pein lifted his arm to show tobi a rip at his armpit. "SEE YOU ARE A BAD BOY BAD BOY TOBI!" Pein pulled out a spray bottle from his desk and spraied Tobi with it. " BAD BOY!"

"AHH!" Tobi fell to the floor and huddle up in a little ball. His magic-incased Akatsuki robe was sure to save him from the evil water. "Nooooooooooooo!! Tobi's not a bad boy! Not!" Carefully avoiding the spray bottle he pulled out one of the WALLMART bags and grabbed a package from inside. He then quickly spun around and showing it to Pein, holding it like the holy grail. "See? Tobi got bargains!" The package was a set of ducky towels with little animated ducks running all over it. "Twelve towels for only seventy dollars*! The guy even threw in a ducky soap set with soap holder and everything!"

*in Japan, it would be how ever many yen, but I don't want to confuse people so lets stick to dollars*

"Well do you have any of the money left?"

Tobi stuffed his hands into the pockets that appeared on his Akatsuki robe. He pulled them inside out, revealing nothing. Then he grabbed something from inside the pocket of his pants underneath his robe. He pulled out a lollypop the size of his head and held it out to show Pein. "Tobi was such a good boy, he decided the remaining ten dollars should go towards his treat!"

Then he lifted his mask up just enough so that his mouth was revealed, but hidden by the shadow of his mask. He started to lick the lollypop, while saying, "If Pain-sama asks Tobi nicely, he might give him a lick. But only one. No more."

Pein's face went really red. " TOBI YOU ARE THE WROST AKATSUKI MEMBER EVER. I HATE YOU SO MUTCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU ARE STILL HE YOU DO NOTHING GOOD FOR THE AKATSUKI. DON'T EVEN SAY GETTING USLESS THINGS AT WALMART IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IT ISN'T NOT AT ALL. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO AND TAKE EVERYTING YOU CAN BACK TO WALMART AND GET MY MONEY BACK AND GIVE IT ALL TO ME OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU AND REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE MORE RESPONSIBLE!"

Tobi's eyes popped out of his head and he dropped his lolypop to the floor. It broke into several pieces and stayed there, forgotten and useless. Tobi then backed up against the wall just incase what he was about to tell Pein might make him explode. "Um, well, you see.. The funny thing is, Pein-sama.. I sorta.. Umm, ripped up the reciet and.. uhh.. WALLMART doesn't allow refunds.. uhh, without the reciet..." He shrugged nervously, trying to calm Pein down. "You know, heheh, in a few months we're gonna look back on this and laugh and luagh! Heheh.."

"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU RIP IT UP YOU DUMB ASS. YOU HAVE TO GET A JOB TO PAY BACK ALL MY MONEY UNTIL THEN YOU ARE NO LONGE AND AKATSUKI MEMBER IF YOU PAY BACK ALL MY MONEY THEN YOU CAN COME BACK AS A MEMBER UNTIL THEN YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER I WANT YOUR RING AND YOU UNIFORM YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE JOB AND NOT GO ONE ANY MISSIONS UNTIL YOU PAY ME BACK!"

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!" Tobi cried out in pain. (lol, tobi cried out in Pein) "But but but but but but buuuuuuuut..." He whimpered. "But Pein-sama, can't I still be a member, just going to get a job? Please?" Then he started crying, like really bawling. "I dun-dun-dun! I dun wanna be k-kicked oooouuuutt! Waaah!"

"You are not kicked out you are just on lay away until i get MY money back. No give me your ring and you cloak until then you can wear this." Pein reached into his desk and pulled out and an akatsuki red cloud bandana.(muhaha join our gang)"here" Pein held out one hand to tobi to give back his ring and cloak and the other hand had the bandana in it.

Tobi reluctantly took the bandana and left the room sulking. Once he closed Pein's office door, he looked down at the clothes he was wearing. "Maybe if Tobi leaves the rest of his clothes here, Pein-sama can sell them for money and not be as mad..." So Tobi pulled off his shirt and pants and, of course, his tighty whitey's and folded them in a neat little pile in front of Pein's door. But, deciding he must some how cover up, he tied the Akatsuki bandana around his waist and it concealed just enough of his certain area that he thought he was presentable.

Then he ran down the hall, heading towards his dorm which he had been sharing with Zetsu. For one last goodbye.

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