Basically, making an ass of himself.

Killer Bee stood in the middle of the giant feild while a storm raged on over his head. He side stepped a lightning bolt and pulled out a pen and little notebook.

"Thunda on the tundra
flames on the plains
gotta watch out, Killer Bee's ma name."

He nodded and wrote down vigerously. "Yeah, that's definatly a good one..."

Tobi had coursed Konan into wearing his patented disguise, which was taping a bunch of leaves and sticks to different parts of their bodies. Tobi tiptoed 20 feet away from Killer Bee and pointed to him, with Konan right beside himself. He whispered even though Killer Bee could easily hear them. "Konan-sama, that's the Jinchuuriki we've been looking for. Tobi can tell by the swords he carries and those random ropes coming out of his ass. Let's get him quick so we can bring him back and extract the demon, killing him."

Konan resisted the urge to smack Tobi hard upside the head. She pulled off the three sticks Tobi had stuck to her head and the one he had stuck to her arm. "Thank you Tobi," she said, her tone sarcastic. "I wouldn't have known." She stared at the Jinchuuriki. How did Tobi find him so fast? She had been looking for days! She sighed and reached into her paper bomb pouch. "Distract him," she whispered, this time so Killer Bee COULDN"T hear.

"OK!" Tobi shouted and skipped past Killer Bee. "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BOOGY PANTS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BERAGVDSGABDHHJDSADSFSKJDAKSDSADSDUHCSAKJF!!!"

Killer Bee had heard everything Tobi said and was going to get into a fighting stance, but when he saw the hyperactive lolipop skip by, he thought he was busting out some new lingo and decided to join in.

"A hippity, hoppity
A just-don't stoppity
Frizzle frizzle frizzle
Up in ma nizzle."

And then he started beat-boxing.

*sweatdrop* They're both idiots, she thought. They're both mindless idiots. She disappeared and then reappeared behind Killer Bee. She stepped forward, accidently bumping into him. She had really just planted a paper bomb onto his shoulder. She glanced up briefly, through the tassles on her hat. "Sorry sir," she said, then continued to walk away. She kicked a rock across the plain, but what she was really doing was setting a paper bomb on the ground near Killer Bee's feet. The paper bombs were coloured, and they matched the surface on which they were placed on. They were one of her most genious inventions.

Tobi stopped skipping and looked back at Konan. He thought she was leaving him so he sprinted back, jumping over Killer Bee and landing right on the paper bomb Konan set. He exploded into the air and got electricuted by some passing thunder. This wasn't a good day for Tobi.

Killer Bee cocked his head to the side, confused, just as the bomb on his back exploded. When the smoke cleared he stood up from the kneeling position he had taken. He squinted at the disguised Konan and grimanced. "Yo, that hurt, mmm hmm. Why are you going out of your way to attack a rockin' fella like myself."

(not a good day for Tobi at all)

Konan stopped once she heard Tobi set off the first bomb and waited for the second to go off, just incase it didn't work; and it didnt. She sighed and tugged on the rim of her hat, today wasn't the best she'd ever had. "Rockin' fella?" she hissed under her breath. "You could kill me better with that crap music then those swords." Although she stayed stationary, she was thinking, and reaching for another weapon. She pulled a tiny sheet of paper out of her pocket. This could work, if she was able to get close enough.

Tobi = gone.

Killer Bee crossed his arms and his eyebrows raised. "Woah, some harsh words there." He noticed her attack-ready movements. "Ah, I think you need to get some appriciation for the 'art' beaten into you." In one quick motion all of his eight swords were out and ready. He reached his arm up like in the Matrix and made the 'bring it on' motion.

Konan laughed quietly as Tobi left. It would probably be easier without him there... "Harsh words?" she asked. She nodded slowly and looked over her shoulder, smile lightly. "And don't worry-" She disappeared and then reappeared before Kilelr Bee. "Our battle will be short lived and your death will come quickly." She placed the paper quickly over Killer Bee's eyes and, using chakra, made it expand. Now it covered Killer Bee's eyes completely.

(i hope that wasnt godmodding...)

ooc: nope. right as rain.

Killer Bee grinned. "A handycap I see.." He laughed at his own joke. (get it, 'see' heheheh) "That seems fair, considering-" Suddenly, like a tornado, he lunged towards Konan, his blades moving so fast they were impossible to distinguish from the air. Through shouts and wallops of fun, it was hard to tell what he was saying. "-I'm the one who's going to be killing you!"

ooc: by the by, Killer Bee is a trained master of taijutsu. He can hear even the slightest footstep, breath, ect...

Konan was able to dodge some of the swords, but got cut by two. She raised an eyebrow as she stepped back for a second, before rushing at him with kunai. She stabbed at any safe place she could reach before backing up, only gaining one other cut during her own attack.

Her kunai bounced off all of his swords and he aimed for her feet with his next attack. "Try something else, home dawg! Little kid toys like that won't get me!"

Konan jumped up and over his head, landing in a fighting stance three meters behind him. "Attacks like that are futile to try on any ninja," she said, turning to face him. She pulled out a paper fan lined with kunai along the edges.

"Hrumph! pulling out some new toys are ya?" Killer be suddenly stopped the intense spinning for about half a second. It was such a short pause and seemed random with all the spinning he had just done that it was a lot like a surprise. He raised four of the swords above his head and slammed them down on her fan. The swords stopped on her fan and didn't go down any more or harm her for another half a second. But suddenly sparks started to fly down the blades and build up in an instant on the tips at the fan. "Rai Kumo no Zetsubou! Lightning clouds of despair!" The electrical current exploded through the fan and up to Konan. "Bye-bye." And she was blasted back.

"Oh yeah!" Excited and not really caring if Konan was dead or not (he knew she'd be blown back quite a bit from that) He pulled out his same pen and notebook. "Let's see..

"Paper dolls and bones
Can't blast the throne
Of the mighty electrical king!

Cuz his moves and such
Are pimpin' enough
To beat all other things!"

He nodded. "Definatly the best one yet..."

Now, Tobi had been blasted off quite a ways, but after he had rubbed his head and put a band aid on it, he was fighting fit. And he stood up just in time to see Konan blasted back. "Oh no! Without Tobi's skillful attacks, Konan-sama is defenseless against Ox-san!" He picked up a large stone about the size of a watermelon and started a slow desent towards Killer Bee. As he continued going he adjusted to the weight of the stone and ran faster, carrying it above his head and screaming on top of his lungs. "KONAN-SAMAAAAAAAAA!!! I WILL DESTROY THIS OX-SAN FOR YOOOUUUUU!" And he ran right up to Killer Bee and plunked the rock right over the back of the jounin's head, causing him to fall to the ground, apparently unconcious.

Tobi blinked a few times, surprised that he actually got him. Then he looked over a Konan, lying a bit away and his eyes filled with tears of joy and he jumped up and down in exitement. "T-T-Tobi did it! He really did it! Tobi killed Ox-san! He did! He did!"

ooc: wow, second time Tobi refurred to himself as 'I' ...creepy..

Konan stood up and looked at Tobi. Then she looked at Killer Bee's unmoving body. Then she looked at the rock beside Killer Bee. She looked up at Tobi, her face blank, but inside...well...

What!? How!? Why... Where the fuck!? But... How... Uhh....

She felt like an idiot.

How did he... I mean. Grr. I could have taken him... Stupid Tobi. I didn't need saving. I was perfectly fine. Dumbass just came out of nowhere...

Konan slowly walked up and stood next to Tobi, looking down at Killer Bee. "Good job," she said quickly. Taking a tracking sticker/piece of paper/thing, she stuck it to the back of Killer Bee's neck. "He won't be able to take that off. So we'll always know where he is." She didn't want to mention 'just incase they lost him', so she didn't.

Tobi skipped around Killer Bee's body. "BWAHAHAHAA! Tobi's a hero! Tobi's a hero! Waahoooo!" He did a cartwheel and landed with his butt on the ground. "Hey, Konan-sama, how're we gonna take him back? I don't think Tobi can carry all that muscle.."

Konan produced two paper clones. "We can help," the two clones said in unison. Konan crossed her arms and looked from Tobi to Killer Bee, to the clones. She wasn't really sure what to do next.

"ALRIGHT!" Tobi jumped up and grabbed Killer Bee by a foot, starting to drag him down the feild very slowly. "Kanan-sama(s)! Grab his arms and help Tobi!" He had only dragged the Jinchuuriki a few feet but he had already built up a sweat.

As Tobi slowly carried him along, a red aura started to rediate off of Killer Bee, floating up slightly. Suddenly, a small explosion of energy burst from his body, blowing Tobi back a few feet, not enough to hurt him greatly. Killer Bee flipped up and landed four metres away from all three Konan's, his head dropped down. As he raised it, his eyes hadn't changed and he was grinning. But the red aura had formed around him and at his waist, forming into what looked like a tail. "Eh.. Thanks, buddy. We can't loose now, huh?" It almost looked as if he was talking to himself.

The three Konan clones looked at each other and then at the real Konan. The real Konan supressed a frustrated sigh.

I knew that it wasn't going to be that easy...

The three Konans all rushed at Killer Bee and stabbed him with kunais.

Killer Bee let the Konans stab him and he smirked. The red chakra started to mold over their kunais stabbed into him and then over their hands. They were now attached to him from their hands and the free flowling red chakra swirled around their wrists and crushed down, making the clones go 'poof'. "Nyeheh, glad that wasn't you, eh?" Then he rushed at her, palms spread in front. He grabbed her waist and the same thing that had happened to the clone's wrists started happening to Konan's waist. The chakra ran around it, almost about to crunch.