Mission Accomplished

Sasori, Sendo, and the unconcious Jinchuuriki appeared by the statue, Sasori with his robe in his hand and the girl in the other. He dropped her by the statue, putting his robe back on, leaving it unbuttoned. His voice was bored as he spoke, looking around. "Pein, we've got the Jinchuuriki host. She was extreamly easy to come by, which was to my disappointment."

"GREAT JOB LETS START TO ESTRACT THE BIJUU!"

He nodded, his expression looking as bored as usual. He looked to Sendo, motioning for her to move away. "Don't stand too close.."

He turned, looking up at the statue and jumping up to the thumb of the right hand.

((ooc: I had to search far and wide to find out which finger he wore the ring on.. hopefully that's right XD))

Sendo nodded and stepped away from the giant statue.

Sasori put his hands into a hand sign, calling the closest Akatsuki members to the demon statue, leaving the ones that were off somewhere else for Pein.

Konan heard Sasori's call and poofed in, appearing in front of the statue before taking her place on the middle finger of the right hand.

Zetsu walked into the room, right near where there was a strange girl who he had never seen before. "Hm.. strange, shes not one of us.. Idiot, she obviously is, nobody is doing anything to her. Be quiet. Just saying, if she was a threat than Pein would have done something by now, hes right over there, anyway. Okay, I get it, shes nothing. I'm right, once again. Save it, okay? Let's hurry before we get in trouble for slacking around or something. Good idea. Once again. Be quiet! Okay, jeez, spazz-a-lot."

He stared at the girl as he walked by, then, jumped up to the right hand pinky.

Pein jumped on the right thumb.(Sasori is the left thumb but it's a simple mistake) Then made his other bodies go onto the other ones."Okay ready, lets go."

((ooc: So is spelling simple wrong ))

occ:haha very funny i suck at spelling.

((ooc: Lmao good for you

Now let's fastforward this, eh? Or are we going to let them talk a bit? O_o))

occ: no we can say that she is daed and the demon is ours.

"Yes now we have nibi. Now we must get the nine tailed fox."

((ooc: Alrighty then ))

'Always in a hurry.. huh, fine with me.' He jumped off of the statue, landing on the floor with a quiet thud. He looked over to Sendo, his face bored as usual.

Zetsu jumped from his part of the statue, landing a bit away from Sasori. He turned and stared at his fellow red haired groupie. "I've always wondered why your hair is red, Sasori.. It's red because hes bleeding from his skull. All the time?! No, I was kidding. He dyed it or something. Oh.. that's lame. Yeah, we all know that it would have been much cooler for him to be bleeding from his skull constantly.. and we'd all probably wonder how he's still alive. And then we'd eat him!] No, we're not eating him. He's made of wood. Oh yeah, he's made of wood.. Damn you Sasori, that was Jimbo.. why did you kill Jimbo and use him for you and your damn body of yours?! Calm down, no need to fight here. Jimbo wasn't that important. Your right.. he wasn't.. your off the hook this time, Sasori."

Zetsu turned and looked to where ever Pein was. 'Do I get to eat the body? Huh, I think I'm going to go ask that random girl why she's here.. Can I can I?!! It's really bugging me.. Please!!?"

" Yes Zetsu why else would you be part of the Akatsuki if you didn't eat the bodies that i kill."

Sendo stared with wide eyes at the plant...guy...thing...people? that kept on talking to itself. She stared at it and then looked at Sasori. "Who...the hell! is that?" she asked, pointing at the...plant...thing...people...whatever. It.

"That is Zetsu. Do not mind him, he talks to himself a lot." He side glanced at Zetsu, then looked to the body of the Jinchuuriki. 'Hm.. this demon host seemed quite weak..it would be useless for me..'

He shook his head and gave a low sigh, walking over to stand near Sendo, turning to look at Zetsu again. "You may not want to watch him.."

"Heh.. Alright, let's eat! Yes!!" Zetsu bent down and started feasting on the dead body, eating everything from the skin, to the insides, to the bones. When he was done, there was absolutely nothing that could have stated that there was ever a body there. It was completely gone. He stood straight, a grin on his face as he licked his lips. "Mm.. that was good. Yes, it was. Heh, can't wait til the next Jinchuuriki. Yes, nice and raw. The best kind. Definately."

He turned around, looking at Sendo and Sasori.

Sendo didn't hear Sasori's warning quick enough, and ended up staring at Zetsu through the whole canibalistic scene. She stared at him with wide eyes. "Um..." She glanced at Sasori. "Did he just..." She looked back at Zetsu. Wholy fucking shit...Note to self: do NOT piss that guy off.

"Devour that demon host?" He looked back to Sendo. "Most definately."

He grinned, walking over to them. "I did hear him warn you.. Yes, it was your fault for watching. Agree'd, it was. Quite a show, eh? Heh heh.. Yes, did you enjoy? Hah! By the way, who are you? Yes, I've been wondering.. Your not from around here. But nobody is after you.. And you seem aquainted with the puppet man. Who killed Judab. Shhh!! Whaaat? We're not supposed to talk about that.. Oh yeah.. ..."

Sendo stared up at the scary green-plant-guy-people-thing. She nodded, scared. "Ah...I'm....huh...Sendo. Nice...nice to meet you..."

"Heh, nice to meet you, too. Why are you here, anyway? Just to browse around to approve or not? Are you a friend? Probably not. Why are you so rude? Because you suck. That's not nice." He started laughing maniacly, probably scaring Sendo even more. "I don't care!!"

Sasori smirked slightly, his eyes still showing boredom, used to Zetsu behaviour. "He's always like this, don't take it personally."

Sendo nodded, not able to look away from the manical plant-people-thing. "N-no problem she said." She scratched the back of her head. "Uh...I'm here because I'm working with you guys...kinda?" She actually didn't fully understand why she was here but she wasn't going to tell the Thing that. "I helped catch that thing you just ate."