Naruto's too sexy for his shirt

"Yes I am." Sand shot from out of seemingly nowhere and blocked the pillow, then wrapped around it and made it explode. "I have no idea what you're talking about, which means I don't need to oblige."

"Yes you do! If you're my best friend, you've already signed the papers." He watched as his pillow died a merciless death, but refused to be amused by it and lay his head on the mattress. "If we have this descussion, then I'll give you a freebee to ask me anything you want, even if I don't want to talk about it, kay?"

"I don't want to ask about anything." He kept glaring at the wall, glancing ever so quickly at Naruto. That mere second he had looked at the blond, was used to wonder if he should take up that offer, but the second ended sooner than planned. "I don't want to ask anything and I don't want to talk about anything."

"Too bad!" He shouted at him and a little anger bled though. "I've been waiting a while for you so you have to do everything you're supposed to! Now talk, Gaara-chan! Talk and I'll talk if you want me to! Then we'll both talk! Fair trade!"

He shook his head slowly, keeping his eyes on the wall and refraining from glancing back to Naruto, just so he wouldn't give in. "No. Why do you need to know, anyway?"

"Because it's what we're supposed to do! And if you don't want anyone else to hear just tell all these guys to leave!" He motioned to the medics who were miraculously still there. "I'm sure they'd be happy to go somewhere else and leave us to rip each other apart, since you're being so stubborn." Crossing his arms and pouting he tried to dig his glare into Gaara's back. "Besides, don't you want to know anything about me?"

"..." After hearing whispers from the medics, who he had forgotten were there, he snapped his head in their direction, and watched as they left the room without hesitation. He turned his head and looked at Naruto, having decided he wouldn't glare, but upon seeing the blonde's glare, he was now sending one right back at him. "What's the point?"

He suddenly felt regret for his lost pillow. Now would be a good time to have it to hide his face and play the ignore card against Gaara's glare defense, but as his pillow was dead, he was out of luck so he moved his eyebrows to an emotionless fix at Gaara. "There is no point. There doesn't have to be."

"Then why are you babbling about it?" He copied Naruto's expression once again. "Why did you even bother complaining if you were just going to end up leaving it alone like everyone else?"

His expression suddenly changed to something he wasn't sure of, and he looked away, going silent.

Naruto's eyes went into almost slits and he stuck out his tongue to show his disgust at Gaara's pity party. "Do you see me giving up the conversation here? All I said is that there doesn't need to be a reason for me to care. I just do, got it?"

"Whatever." He shook his head, standing up. Without giving Naruto a second glance, he went to leave the room.

"Hey!" Naruto grinned and jumped out of the bed, running over to his friend. To him, Gaara's retreat meant he won, so his spirits were back up. "I just got a great idea! Since I'm here anyways and I'm feelin' much better thanks to that stuff those guys gave me, how about I sleep over?"

"Do what you want." He kept his eyes away from Naruto. "Take any room, it doesn't matter."

"NOOO!" Naruto spazzed. "That's not what I mean, numbnuts! I mean, sleep over with you! Pillow fights and popcorn and scary movies and sleeping bags and stuff! And even truth or dare! I know how to do all of 'em, I did research so I know really well, believe it!"

"Well I don't." He turned his head even more away from Naruto. "I don't think you'd like my room, anyway."

"No, Gaara-kun NO!" Naruto grabbed Gaara's arm and clung to it. "I can teach you how to do all of it, I can, believe it! You'll have fun, I promise! It'll be our first sleep-overs ever and I'll bet you'll wanna have more. Besides, I don't give a shit how your room looks, mine's no better!"

"..." He sighed, looking at Naruto. He didn't push him off, but he started walking. "If you really want to."

Naruto's eyes lit up. "Really? Really really?! Awesome!" He let go of Gaara and started jumping in a circle around him as they walked. "Bwahahahaha! We're gonna have oodles of fun, I just know it!" And yes, his shirt was still not back on.

"I'm sure.." He said, watching as Naruto jumped around him. They got to the stairs, and Gaara grabbed onto the hand rail, jumping up to stand on it. "If you'd like to save three hours of walking down stairs, follow me."

With that, he jumped off.

Naruto followed, not much surprised by Gaara's epic jump, they were ninja after all. But his landing wasn't so good and being him, he fell right on top of Gaara when they hit the bottom.

"What the-?!" He was suddenly smashed to the ground. Why his sand had not protected him was beyond him, but that didn't matter now. He pushed Naruto off of him, standing up. "Ngh.. you should practice landing.."

He put one hand on the side of his head, and the other on his jaw. He twisted, and a loud crack from his neck could be heard. "Alright.. get up.."

Naruto leapt up and rubbed his eyes, shivering as Gaara's neck cracked. "Guh, you need to take gymnastics or something to make you less stiff." This made an image of Gaara in tight-tights appear in Naruto's brain which made him shiver all over again. "So.. Uhh, where's your room, buddy? If it's a mansion your rooms gonna be big, right? Are there any tiny rooms here?"

ooc: for some reason, I always imagined Gaara's room fairly large.. although now that I think about it, his room would only be big once he's Kazekage, right? But if it's a mansion, all the rooms are large, there wouldn't be any small ones so..? I made my head hurt. You can just egnore this by the way, I'm rambling, if that's possible in type-format.

"No.. I don't.." He mumbled, walking towards a door that was just a few feet from them. Just looking at the door, especially since it was shaded by the stairs, creepy was probably the best word to describe how it looked. "And you'll see.."

((ooc: Lmao yes, rambling online is possible, I do it all the time XP I is going to make Gaara's room the way I think it would fit him.. and also by how his dad treats him ))

Naruto jabbed his fingers into Gaara's back and pushed him towards the door. "Open it! Open it! Open it! Open it! Open it! Go! Go! Go! Go!" But his pushing got the best of him and he slammed Gaara into the door, still pushing forward. "Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Hurry!"

"..." He held back a quiet growl, and opened the door, revealing a set of stairs. He didn't wait for Naruto to say anything else, and started to walk down the stairs, sort of hoping Naruto was able to walk down the stairs with out any light. "Don't fall.."